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• SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
  HOW TO INSTALL A  SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of  size 14 -16 men’s work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a  copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. 3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the  boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note [...] […]
• Question for God
  •God can I ask you a question? God: Sure… Me: Promise you won’t get mad!  … … … God: I promise Me: Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today? God: What do you mean? Me: Well, I woke up late, God: Yes,Me: My car took forever to start, God: Okay, Me: [...] […]
• Could have heard a pin drop.
  At a time when our president and other politicians tend to  apologize for our country’s prior actions, here’s a refresher on how some of our former patriots handled negative comments about our country.  JFK’S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in  France  in the early 60′s when DeGaulle decided to pull out of NATO.  DeGaulle said he [...] […]
• Dead duck
  A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest.   After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, “I’m sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away.”   The [...] […]
• Parking lot warning (for men this time).
                  BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!   It’s that season again!     Warning for Older Men!  Clever Scam…warn your friends!!  This is very serious stuff!   Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc.  This is the first warning I have seen for men.  I wanted to pass it [...] […]